If you know me, you know.... If you don't, here it is. I'm Chris, AKA The Kabbage Patch Kidd, 26, South Carolina, Artist, writer, Capricorn, lesbian, hopeless romantic, stoner. Adequately dorky secretly cool awesomely awkward hillbilly hipster with a little bit of ghetto, a little bit of beach bum, and a little bit of rocker chick thrown in. Don't like myself as much as I should. Waiting for a special girl to walk into my life and not walk out. I wonder where that girl is, what she's doing, and why she's not here yet.